<3 Mandy <3 (sharpiebabie) wrote in insanecrazyness,
<3 Mandy <3

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there's just to much that time cannot erase...

wow did i use that title in here already? o well... so its pretty dead in here i can see...no one's posted in a while so im gonna post in here. yep. but here is a bunch of sexy "yo mama" jokes hehe


Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

Yo' mama is so fat, when she joined the army and the soldier said head for the trenches, they all jumped in her butt crack!

Yo' mama so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home.

'Your mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!

Yo mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.

Yo' mama so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon!

Yo' mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's backing up!

Yo' mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people think she's a taxi cab.

Yo' mama so fat, when she jumps off the high dive, she shows up on radar!

Yo' mama so fat she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!

well i hope ya enjoyed those silly jokes =D bye byes

&hearts; mandaz &hearts;

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